I thought it was because I am small and because people are rude that I seem to spend my time bouncing off people, walls and door ways but now I realise that obviously somebody in a parallel universe is playing London-themed pin ball. Every time I get barged, pushed, nudged or banged on the head by a crazy women with a fake Louis Vuitton bag it is not the carelessness of others but the design of a sadistic pinball addict somewhere other than here.
I hate pinball and shall now boycott it on humanitarian grounds.
